The Colony of Faceless card-farming puppet is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.387 billion Faceless card-farming puppetians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.1%.

The Faceless card-farming puppetian economy, worth 312 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,915 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Edutainment video games are taking Faceless card-farming puppet's students to the next level, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faceless card-farming puppet's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Faceless card-farming puppet is ranked 148,593^rd in the world and 4,567^th in Suspicious for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 96.7 on the Clooney Contribution Index.